What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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