May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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