Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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