none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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