And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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