i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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