is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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