with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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