I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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