What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We got so high we made milksteak
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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