Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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