Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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