Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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