so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
