You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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