This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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