are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
