you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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