I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
tell me about the fingering
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