Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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