Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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