Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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