it's too hot outside to masturbate.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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