I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I think people are normalizing furries
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