seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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