So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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