I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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