Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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