trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
