This girl is more easily done than said...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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