Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm both gender and math confused
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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