It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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