i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Randomize
