I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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