due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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