We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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