I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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