I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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