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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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