belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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