That's intense
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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