How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
When are your genitals available?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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