i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
as a side note pls kill me
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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