ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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