Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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