wanna go halves on a baby?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
