You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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