This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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