Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
