The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Did you pee in the oven last night??
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
