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I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She told me I should be a condom model.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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