Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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