I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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