i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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